Young is better than old. Pretty is better than ugly.
Rich is better than poor. TV is better than music.
Music is better than movies. Movies are better than sports.
Anything is better than politics.
And nothing is better than the celebrity dead.

– Richard Stolley,
founding editor of People Magazine

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1988-present: Derwood, Maryland. 1980-1988: Silver Spring, Maryland. 1976-1980: Madison, Wisconsin. 1972-1976: Stockton, California. 1954-1972: Walnut Grove, California.